Please be advised that Orlando Bloom, or as some might call him LEGOLAS, took time out from his busy schedule of, IDK, nude paddle boarding maybe, to hit up Instagram and post a thirst trap.

Said thirst trap co-stars a toilet, and features Bloom shirtless. “I have abs, did you know that?” he seems to say, perhaps to his reflection. “Abs!”

While many innocent Instagram users were ensnared by this trap, Katy Perry fell in head-first. By which we mean she posted an equally thirsty comment.

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This delightful exchange comes from this couple who appear to be back together, dressed up as Mario and Luigi on a date.

H/T Cosmo US